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Milking the Rhino

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Chris Rush promised that if I gave him a favorable blurb, he would agree to be placed in a secure, isolated neuropsychiatric facility, away from the rest of us. Here goes: 'Chris's book is crammed with good, big, sick belly laughs.' Your turn, Chris. —George Carlin

I first saw Chris Rush thirty years ago, and he killed me. He has a bizarre, funny way of looking at things, and this book is proof of that. —Jay Leno

Chris Rush combines the stream-of-consciousness of a Lenny Bruce, a Monty-Pythonesque appreciation of the surreally absurd, and the mental energy of a Robin Williams. —New York Times

He is universal and intellectual without being elitist. —Variety

Comedian Chris Rush was one of the original contributors to National Lampoon magazine. He can be heard on Sirius and XM satellite radio and on the Joey Reynolds radio show every Friday at 1 a.m. Eastern Standard Time.

In Milking the Rhino, Rush uses a series of unforgettable surreal images to create hilarious verbal cartoons presented in a seductive list form to transport you into a world of nonstop laughter.

Lists include:

  • Seven Examples of Truth in Advertising You Will Never See

  • Twenty-Five Really Lousy Jobs

  • The Ten Worst Pickup Lines

  • Ten Bizarre Hobbies

  • Fourteen Novelty Items That Never Took Off

  • Four Things You Shouldn't Do in Zero-Gravity Conditions

  • Four UFO Incidents That Are Weirder Than Usual

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    Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

    Kindle Book

    • Release date: October 31, 2011

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    • ISBN: 9780740789618
    • Release date: October 31, 2011

    EPUB ebook

    • ISBN: 9780740789618
    • File size: 2366 KB
    • Release date: October 31, 2011

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    Languages

    English

    Chris Rush promised that if I gave him a favorable blurb, he would agree to be placed in a secure, isolated neuropsychiatric facility, away from the rest of us. Here goes: 'Chris's book is crammed with good, big, sick belly laughs.' Your turn, Chris. —George Carlin

    I first saw Chris Rush thirty years ago, and he killed me. He has a bizarre, funny way of looking at things, and this book is proof of that. —Jay Leno

    Chris Rush combines the stream-of-consciousness of a Lenny Bruce, a Monty-Pythonesque appreciation of the surreally absurd, and the mental energy of a Robin Williams. —New York Times

    He is universal and intellectual without being elitist. —Variety

    Comedian Chris Rush was one of the original contributors to National Lampoon magazine. He can be heard on Sirius and XM satellite radio and on the Joey Reynolds radio show every Friday at 1 a.m. Eastern Standard Time.

    In Milking the Rhino, Rush uses a series of unforgettable surreal images to create hilarious verbal cartoons presented in a seductive list form to transport you into a world of nonstop laughter.

    Lists include:

  • Seven Examples of Truth in Advertising You Will Never See

  • Twenty-Five Really Lousy Jobs

  • The Ten Worst Pickup Lines

  • Ten Bizarre Hobbies

  • Fourteen Novelty Items That Never Took Off

  • Four Things You Shouldn't Do in Zero-Gravity Conditions

  • Four UFO Incidents That Are Weirder Than Usual

  • Expand title description text