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How Not to Become a Little Old Lady

by Mary McHugh
Adrienne Hartman
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You can be little. You can be old. You can be a lady. But you don’t have to be a little old lady!
 
We’ve all seen her, hunched forward, her hair tucked neatly under a plastic rain bonnet. She’s clutching expired coupons, or discussing her latest health problems over lunch. She’s a little old lady . . . and she's coming your way at 2 mph. 
 
Little old ladies have elastic waistbands on all their slacks. They save rubber bands, remember fifteen-cent McDonald’s hamburgers, and have never seen a public rest room that was clean enough.
 
How Not to Become a Little Old Lady is for any woman who is proud to have escaped little old ladyhood—or those in danger of slipping into it. Lighthearted and affectionately funny, it also includes charming illustrations from Adrienne Hartman.

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Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Kindle Book

  • ISBN: 9780740788659
  • Release date: May 24, 2022

OverDrive Read

  • ISBN: 9780740788659
  • Release date: May 24, 2022

EPUB ebook

  • ISBN: 9780740788659
  • File size: 8677 KB
  • Release date: May 24, 2022

Formats

Kindle Book
OverDrive Read
EPUB ebook

subjects

Family & Relationships Self-Improvement Nonfiction Humor (Nonfiction)

Languages

English

You can be little. You can be old. You can be a lady. But you don’t have to be a little old lady!
 
We’ve all seen her, hunched forward, her hair tucked neatly under a plastic rain bonnet. She’s clutching expired coupons, or discussing her latest health problems over lunch. She’s a little old lady . . . and she's coming your way at 2 mph. 
 
Little old ladies have elastic waistbands on all their slacks. They save rubber bands, remember fifteen-cent McDonald’s hamburgers, and have never seen a public rest room that was clean enough.
 
How Not to Become a Little Old Lady is for any woman who is proud to have escaped little old ladyhood—or those in danger of slipping into it. Lighthearted and affectionately funny, it also includes charming illustrations from Adrienne Hartman.

Expand title description text
Family & Relationships Self-Improvement Nonfiction Humor (Nonfiction)